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"I Think I Know Why He May Be Mentioning 'Demons' In His Name. I Think He's Tanked."
-- RD Reynolds on yours truly from the 10/2 episode of "Wrestlecrap Radio".



I have nothing to write about and since I have a very important Final Exam that I have to study for real soon. It’s time to "Phone It In"! Just in case anybody doesn’t know what this is all about. I do a prediction column because either A: I don't give a damn. Or B: I just can't write anything recently. So I do one of these to make some people happy, and in exchange I try to entertain myself.

And there is a certain Pay-Per-View is around the corner. TNA's "Bound for Glory" is coming up. This is TNA's answer to WWE's "Wrestle mania". Fortunately "Bound for Glory" is actually in my state and within driving distance in the city of Irvine, unfortunately I am really broke right now so I can't be there in person. SO in exchange I'll send my love out there by a "Phoning It In".

The source for all these matches comes from TNAwrestling.com. But you have to REALLY dig for it since they decided to go the WWE route and make a big ole webpage designed for the Pay-Per-View so it was hard to find the match listings but I did. Couldn't TNA decide to put a match listing in the fancy webpage?!? I mean granted they did some video called "Before the Glory" but it would have been nice if you did that as well. Just sayin' . So anyways. Here we go.


TNA World Title Match
AJ Styles defends the title versus Sting
Winner: AJ Styles
Reason: Not my opinion. Somehow most of the major cable providers accidentally aired the commercials for the next TNA Pay-Per-View "Turning Point". And guess what the commercial mentioned the winner of the match? Just sayin'.

("I'm trying to keep this interested in me but I just can't. So I'll catch up on my TiVo backlog.")

X-Division Title Match
Ultimate X Match
The Amazing Red defends his title versus Daniels, Suicide, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero, & Homicide.
Winner: Homicide
Reason: Suicide & "The Pope" cancel each other out. Daniels isn't going to win. The Amazing Red is not going to leave with the title. With "The World Elite" getting a push & adding to it that Homicide "knows" who Suicide is, he's walking away with the title.

(" Just finished watching "House" right now. All right it was so-so. Seeing 13 leave was definitely a bad idea. If I was Foreman I would do anything to stay with a hot, bi-sexual, piece of ass like 13. But NNNOO!!! She goes off to Thailand and thus my heart is broken. And with the rich dad believing in karma so he gives up all of his money thinking his son will get better due to karma. I'll get back to that in a bit. Got to continue this piece of fun right here.")

Legends Title Match
3-Way Match
Kevin Nash defends the title versus Hernandez & Eric Young.
Winner: Hernandez
Reason: Dixie Carter wants the young people to get pushed. And one of the people that Dixie Carter wants pushed is Hernandez. Nash isn't going to keep the title since he's barely mobile and the title feud would be interesting if the continuing feud of Hernandez & Eric Young would include the title.

("Okay back to "House". Of course House doesn't believe in karma but somehow through a strange twist of events it happens. If House watches "My Name Is Earl" he would know that karma exists. But it looks like Chase & Cameron's marriage will start to break down due to Chase killing that Tyrant. )

TNA World & IWGP World Tag Team Title Match
Full Metal Mayhem Match (Double Ladder Match with the TNA World & IWGP World Tag Team Match hanging high above, the first two teams to grab either one of the titles are the champions.)
Booker T & Scott Steiner (TNA World Tag Team Titles) versus The British Invasion (IWGP World Tag Team Champions), Team 3D, & Beer Money Inc.
Winner: Beer Money, Inc. for TNA World Tag Tag Titles, British Invasion for IWGP World Tag Team Titles.
Reason: No matter what Booker T & Scott Steiner are not leaving with the titles because Booker T will be leaving soon. Beer Money is getting a good push so let them get the TNA World Tag Titles. While with the IWGP Tag Titles look like titles that aren't getting pushed because they are there, just like The British Invasion, they are going to retain the IWGP World Tag Team Titles.

("Okay back. Just finished watching "Dollhouse" right now. It is an awesome show. And even better news is that FOX is going to air the entire second season of "Dollhouse" which makes me real happy right now. Okay the episode I just saw right now Ballard is feeling really icky right now since Echo has an "engagement", which is Dollhouse code for sending a Doll out for an assignment. When Ballard finds out that Echo is going to be a sex toy for her latest assignment. It was somewhat funny seeing Ballard going through his first engagement which we the fans get to see how a Doll gets ready for an engagement. But during that exact same time it some guy who has serial killer-esque tendencies get hits by a car WHO HAPPENS to be related to one of the Dollhouse's major investors. I'll get back more into this episode of "Dollhouse" in a bit because I need to get this done.")

TNA Knockouts Title Match
ODB defends the title versus Tara & Awesome Kong
Winner: Tara
Reason:For Fanboy reasons. Hey she did try to choke me you know?!? Also with Tara as champion that will escalate the Tara/Awesome Kong feud.

TNA Knockouts Tag Team Match
Taylor Wilde & Sarita defends the titles versus The Beautiful People
Winner: Taylor Wilde & Sarita
Reason: With the loss of Angelina Love, and even with the replacement of Lacey Von Erich. The wrestling push of The Beautiful People is now dead.

("Back to "Dollhouse" for a moment. So they try to move the serial killer's personality over to a male Doll named Victor. And thanks to a random set of events Victor is out hunting down people. And to make matters worse Topher tried to do something called a "remote wipe" which is resetting the Doll via remote control, which is something the Dollhouse can't do. Due to Topher screwing up Echo now has the serial killer personality & Victor gets Echo's personality of a dumb college girl. Somewhat funny seeing Victor acted like a club bimbo. The episode ends when Ballard comes to save the day and SOMEHOW the serial killer, who is on life support at the time, dies for some inexplicable Ballard-esque reason. Damn this is a good show. A Pro Wrestling fan into Joss Whedon. I know weird. Let's see what else is next. Aw goodie. )

Submission Match
"The Boss" Bobby Lashley versus "The Future" Samoa Joe
Winner: Bobby Lashley
Reason: Come ON! With the push Lashley's been receiving due to him being a dual MMA/Pro wrestler you think TNA is going to let Joe win?!?

("Damn that was way too easy. Let me take a look at what I haven't seen yet. Holy crap! I still haven't seen the season finale of "Warehouse 13" yet! Be back in a few!"

Monster's Ball Match
Abyss versus "TNA Executive Shareholder" Mick Foley
Winner: Abyss
Reason: I want Mick to win but Abyss is going over.

("Okay stopped watching "Warehouse 13" for a bit to try and finish the column but let me say this right now. Damn! Is Macpherson a twisted genius or what? I can understand how Macpherson became the man that he is. Also during the episode Claudia is upset for being accused of stealing artifacts, the agents trying to figure out Macpherson, and Artie is getting really obsessive about Macpherson; which when you see Macpherson's origin it totally makes sense. Just let me finish this episode of "Warehouse 13". There's one match left to go so let me watch it then I'll write it." )

"The Godfather" Kurt Angle versus Matt Morgan
Winner: Kurt Angle
Reason: Even though Matt Morgan may be getting the push like Hernandez. Angle's still the man that draws the people to watch the show. So he'll pick up the duke.

("Aw man! "Warehouse 13" was awesome. First of all they ripped off the carbonite scene from "The Empire Strikes Back". Then out of nowhere it was Lena who betrays the Warehouse. Now we're left with Artie maybe dead, and the agents sealed in the Warehouse while Macpherson is running loose. That was a great episode!")

Hrm...After taking a look at this I think this has somewhat of a theme. Vince Russo is now the head writer & the new head of the "TNA Creative". Russo has a chance to make this Pay-Per-View pretty awesome like these TV Shows with the end result making all of the fans to love it. Then again Russo could make it like a recent episode of MTV's "Popzilla" that I saw; REALLY, REALLY, BAD!


Until next time. (right click it).
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("House" is on Mondays 8/7 Central on "FOX". "Dollhouse" is on Fridays 9/8 Central on "FOX". "Warehouse 13" had already finished airing for the year on the "SyFy Channel" but you can see the re-runs by going to hulu.com or downloading episodes at Itunes.)



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